The Original WTF Hex.

miscellaneous plastic knives and spoons

WTF! How is this even a fork hex? There’s no forks? That’s why it’s the WTF Hex. We’ll wait for the squirrel to run fast enough to fill you in.

What the fork? There are no forks at all in this forking hex!  Well, that’s exactly what your ex-friend will think when they open up this bottle and find nothing but a random assortment of spoons and knives.  Hope they are eating yogurt.  That’s what they get.  They sound like a real jerk to us!