Hot dang if it isn’t like a forking sparkly vampire crossed paths with our shipping goblins. This is like the Original Fork Hex, but with glitz. That jerkwad is gonna pay when they get our patented Fork Hex complete with glitter bomb explosion. All packaged in a non-see through container so they don’t know until opening and glitter goes everywhere. They’ll never feel safe around forks again.
Note: Forking Glitter Hex comes with a $5 surcharge to cover not only the cost of the glitter but the necessary warding spells kept so we don’t die from the evil craft herpes.