May the forks be ever in your favor. Sadly, they won’t be in the favor of your opponent. All the tines appear to have broken off in shipping… or perhaps during our chanting and dancing. We get a little exuberant while hexing sometimes. At any rate, they’ll be going hungry as they attempt to figure out how to eat with 13 tine-less forks. Sucks to be them. Make sure you om-nom real loud just to aggrieve them.
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